P-elect and P-derelict meet, as told to L M Boyd

           Oval office 11 am today

P-derelict Bush: Stay the course. Stay the course. Stay the effing course.

P-elect Obama:  Course? We got no course. We don't have to stay no stinkin' course.

           

            enter manservant (hands Bush a note)

P-d Bush: Oh. Yes. Let us away to the situation room.

            exeunt omnes