Wednesday, December 31, 2008

año nuevo

May we continue to live in interesting times...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

nothing lasts forever

Though there was general agreement on the bench today that fruit cake makes a pretty  good run at it, seasonally speaking.  Keep on chooglin', Mr. Melton.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

proper workmanlike graffiti

The hallmark of graffiti has got to be location. B. Bridger has chosen to deface Stonehenge in what could be a single day orgy of scraping or, I'm guessing more likely, B. made a coupla visits. Descendants of Bridger will gather in the interior of Stonehenge tomorrow 12/21/2oo8 at 12:04 PM (GMT) to mark the the precise occasion of the Winter Solstice. We here on the Left Coast will needs arise at 4:04 AM to mark our own appreciation of the moment. To that end reviele will be sounded at 3:30 AM.  All decks on hand by 4:00 sharp

Friday, December 19, 2008

"It was not I and it is not I"

Our great anonymous source is dead.
Long live a great anonymous source.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

the best possible encounter with this movie is NOT this reworking

As memorable encounters with movies go my first in depth (stoned) viewing of this movie occurs some times in the 60's,  a memorable time in and of itself despite hypotheses to the contrary by persons who may have observed from greater or lesser distances but who clearly were not really there but who nonetheless have a quarter-baked notion of the singularity that was the decade.  Anyhow, I chanced upon this movie the old fashioned way as have many: late  night showing quiet too quiet nothing for it but to dwell on the existential and ontologic implications of such a story as this, dwelling comfortably enough to conclude that not only was a real life rendition of this story  possible but likely, a thought brought home by the second thought  "that'd be cool".   Given the proclivities of the human race I've observed over the intervening fifty mostly odd years I wonder that Klaatu would even bother to stop by to offer his counsel a second time. In short, if you collected the original late night experience in your younger days there would seem to be little reason to subject your self to this reworking.  But the existence/ontology questions remain.  They are more accessible here in 1951. 

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Friday, December 5, 2008

reader's digest most unforgetable character

its about living in the moment
I'll remember you when the wind 
Blows through the piney wood
It was you who came right through
It was you who ulnderstood
Though I'd never say
That I done it the way
That you'd have liked me to
In the end,
My dear sweet friend
I'll remember you
--Bob Dylan

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

delusional plainly, but the grandeur of it you see...

 Won't have W to kick around much longer. What ever will the lefty pinko pundits pundt upon prospectively?
  
 Me, I'll kind of miss the desperate laughter around the discussion of W and his entourage from hell. 
 O sure, I'll really miss his inability to speak English and form a compound sentence at the same time but you know come to think of it there is something alluring about listening to someone career through a speech only to to seemingly conclude by swallowing his own tale then smile a wan little bit before scurrying away, don't you think? 
 Won't miss the run on sentences.
 O right the mission from god part. That really was a bummer, won't miss that.   
 I will miss the feeling of time suspended while W repeated himself einsteinianly  which feeling had a certain reverse neverland quality in which time stood still AND you got older- a circumstance not without its curious ontologic moments. Whoa! I see my tale just before me. Quitting while ahead seems prudent.

Monday, December 1, 2008

architecture in and of itself is the massage

An icon of a country, its designer miffed at the final result and now passed,  stands as an irrefragable architectural triumph deluxe.

a peaceful easy feeling IV

"Fast" Joachim Bushelli considers a change of career

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

a peaceful easy feeling

Poems © by Julian Thomas Bushelli 
I
The sun is in the sky
Shining on the lake
Why should there be a care in the world?
There are two bridges on the lake
one white the other brown, the twins they are called 
Why should there be a care in the world?
II
Dark as it is the sun is bright shining on the lake
Before it went down last night it was the same
Why is there war?
The fish are biting as they eat before we eat
More over the bridge where food will come
Why is there war? 
III
We have to leave soon
I'm writing a short poem
As I depart from here I say,
"Why do we have to leave?"
As I go fishing I say 
"Why do we have to leave?"
Wherever I go I'll say,
"Why do we have to leave?"

Sunday, November 23, 2008

following close on the heels of the Romanov rehabilitation

Here on the Bench in the sprit of the wide world of rehab (op.sit.)
 we have forgiven John Lennon making a spectacle of himself

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Well there's hangin' out there and then there was HANGIN' out there...a short cultural history of NYC NIMBYism

at 10+ acres quite a nice city park it is too, 
filled with commerce, merriment and life most of the time
ala U. Sinclair, B. Dylan,  A. Ginsberg and  the gallows

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Iraq begins to Get back to where it once belonged

a tribal culture 3,000 years in the making
 may rise again away from prying eyes

Monday, November 17, 2008

weather over ground

palling around with a historical foot note

Monday, November 10, 2008

P-elect and P-derelict meet, as told to L M Boyd

           Oval office 11 am today
P-derelict Bush: Stay the course. Stay the course. Stay the effing course.
P-elect Obama:  Course? We got no course. We don't have to stay no stinkin' course.
           
            enter manservant (hands Bush a note)
P-d Bush: Oh. Yes. Let us away to the situation room.
            exeunt omnes 

Sunday, November 9, 2008

its over now...BAU

Joe the plumber can go back to work
 and practice business as usual just 
like his recently found but 
somehow
 now hard to get a hold of
new best friends.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Oh, Bama

This is not a drill. Now the work begins..........
O, YEAH!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008

tomorow's forecast

Let's take a break from old white men now, shall we?

Low bridge, everybody down...

Haven't thought about the Erie canal much
 since the last time Mrs. Moran led us in a dirge like rendition 
of the song by the same name.
And yet here it still is.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Studs Terkel

"'Curiousity never killed this cat' that's
what I'd like as my epitaph."

Thursday, October 30, 2008

impalined

Tis a serviceable and long overdue contraction of the phrase 'Hoist on your own petard'. It begins by commodius vicus to worm its way into popular parlance perhaps. 

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

O it was sad when the great ship went down

googled Republican ship wreck...
...results 1-10 of 285,000 sorta says it all

Schadenfreude'a been there. Big Fun.

Dateline: Santa Cruz civic auditorium 10-26-2008 7:30 PM
Davis Sedaris begins the evenng with this Ogden Nash worthy riff;
In the spirt of full disclosure its a current New Yorker piece as well.
He held forth and we howled for couple of hours and it was good.
In due curse we walked home slowly hoping to find a 
repugnican with whom to share the leftover schadenfreude. 

from Ann Telnaes 's wicked wicked mind...

today's post compleat with photo of Obama
 conspiring with extraterrestrial elite to 
save our planet

Friday, October 17, 2008

the son of Jor-El

Meets the husband of Cindy Mccain in Youtube moment

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

a miracle by all reports received

Did I tell you the one about the gnarley old oak tree?
Or maybe the two thousand year old cheesecloth?

Monday, October 13, 2008

Welcome to the Twilight Zone

(If it were Rchard III, we'd be in the final scene)
"O, stable boy, a horse!!
Letting loose the dogs of war.  
As ever, a cautiomary tale

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

quid quid recipitur...

rehabilitated maybe, reconstituted not likely,
severely reprimanded certainly.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

less is more, more or less

Govenor Moonbeam as he was once intoned 
by the curmudgeonly sought a California where 
less is more.  Being vindicated by all that we see
round us here now in the here and now, 
we on the bench offer by acclamation
Jerry Brown up as interior secretary.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

an olympic moment that'll stick in yer craw

Confucius (pictured quaintly above) says:
"Morale has never been better than today, don't you see?"