Royal Flush

When there's absolutely no  one  left to shit on...

It'll be time for the nation to wipe its ass and move on

let 'er rip

An inkling of  a spark of a hint of future maybes and we here on the bench would be mighty pleased if something actually came of   these notions, but we are eternally cautioned  by the once bitten/twice shy measuring system to note the inadvisability of holding our breath in advance of any desired outcome as it is the clearly forgone and possibly quintissential lost cause. Therefore we decline to do so at this time.

christian republican all white american males have left the building

Here on the bench  today we thought, "If 'happy meals' are named for the emotional state kids experience whle eating them, shouldn't the adult versions be called 'self-execrative meals' ? We also tried to figure out how McDonalds got involved in today's blog, in the end we agreed to  blame Jon Caroll.

crowning achievement

• fast
• cheap
• good

pick two

take him for all in all

The  tale of an extraordinarily driven life. 

It certainly is, Ollie...

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