Saturday, February 20, 2010

PGA breathes a sigh of relief


Tiger Woods Announces Return To Sex

FEBRUARY 19, 2010 | ISSUE 46•07 ONION SPORTS
Tiger Woods
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.
"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."


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