as true today as it was fifty years ago

yeah, huh?

Kafka flaps his gums

and learns to fly

fickle finger of fate

today the award goes to Jerry Jalava

he sang mommy kissin Santa Claus

unleashing the singlemost irritating Xmas song ever. later in life he lapsed into the smarmiest Huck Finn ever. 'never quite lived it down' opined one of the bench folk, 'probably what got him.'

arrest both of them... bench unanimous

Bush and Bashir John Gilberts Canada 09/03/2009 Bush before Bashir On March 17, George Bush will visit Calgary, Canada. He will do so as a private citizen, without immunity. Canada is a signatory to the ICC. Clearly there is more than ample evidence to arrest Bush. Is Canada not obligated to make the arrest? Many think so. Arrest George Bush in Calgary March 17! www.peoplevbush.ca JG

lovecraft redux

HP hisself Darwin points and all.

GO Miskatonic U!